Thursday, May 7, 2009
Baby, not Fetus, Hand
Their argument, children have no concept of an adult issue like abortion. They claimed that having other people informing children about abortion is like telling them there is no Santa Claus.
I don't know about you, but my parents never lied and told me there was a Santa in the first place.
Their next point, it is up to a parent alone to talk about. It is up to each of us to decide if we are up to the responsibility of explaining it to our children.
Excuse me? So if you decide you are not up to explaining it and your child asks a question, then what? I can see why you don't want the picture to be up where your child might see it, they might ask too hard of questions.
Moving on, next talking point, if their child saw this they would have nightmares about a bloody baby hand.
whoa whoa whoa, wait, did you say baby hand? I thought that wasn't a baby? You mean that you child recognizes this as a baby?
It turns out children have a very clear understanding of what a baby is, a better understanding that a large portion of the general public.
Get your talking point in order and start indoctrinating your children before they make up their minds that the Hand of Hope is in fact a living baby's hand. Make sure they realize that it is just a scary bloody hand those evil conservative are trying to scare you with. Aren't those people just terrible, scaring you like that?
I wouldn't want those awful pro-lifers to confirm to your child that they are in fact babies and do not deserve to be murdered.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Rain Rain Go Away
I, however, do not mind walking in the rain if I don't have anywhere to be. I walked approximately 5 miles in the rain yesterday and felt great afterward. There is something calming about the noise I think.
In other news, we have started looking for a house. I hate living in an apartment, there is just no getting around it. And living in an apartment that overcharges for everything has motivated us to start looking. We have every intention of taking advantage of the crappy real estate market and buying a foreclosed awesome house. We are in no hurry and I am sure one will present itself at some point.
I miss Indiana. Springtime in DC is alright, there is a lot of stuff blooming and it looks really pretty. But I miss not having a yard and just having to look at everybody else's stuff and not being able to plant anything of my own.
Twitter has become my new addiction. Love all the new conservative peeps I have met. They seem to enjoy my biting sarcasm; I'm glad someone does!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Give to Ceasar...and to Swine Odor Management Research?
Luke 20:22-26
[22] Is it right for us to pay taxes to Caesar or not?" [23] He saw through their duplicity and said to them, [24] "Show me a denarius. Whose portrait and inscription are on it?" [25] "Caesar's," they replied. He said to them, "Then give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's." [26] They were unable to trap him in what he had said there in public. And astonished by his answer, they became silent.
I have no problem paying my fair share of taxes. It is right; it is fair; it is Biblical. They pay for our schools, our roads, our police and our parks. I like all those things (minus some issues with the schools, but that is another post) and we need them for our way of life to work.
But what is going on in Washington is wasteful, which is decidedly unbiblical and wrong.
I prefer my taxes to go towards things I use, so will someone please explain to me why my tax dollars are going toward textile research in North Carolina? That is right, $1,000,000 for the Textile/Clothing Technology Corporation in Cary and $1,000,000 for North Carolina State University in Raleigh. I like textiles, they make my clothes stay together. But I would like an explanation from Congressman David Price as to why my federal tax dollars need to be spent on this.
And I know that Detroit is having serious problems. So I am pretty sure that $3,800,000 for the Old Tiger Stadium Conservancy for preservation and redevelopment of a public park and related business activities in the Corktown Neighborhood is just what they need to get Detroit running again. But I live in Virginia, so Sen. Carl Levin, what impact will said Conservancy have on my life?
And, while I know Mississippi is a tourist mecca, why are my tax dollars flooding into that state? I have never been there, but maybe I should visit to see what my hard earned money has bought. $46,756,750 of your hard earned tax dollar are being spent on 38 projects proposed by Thad Cochran, including: $950,000 for Audubon Mississippi for a nature-based education facility; $950,000 for Downtown Jackson Plaza, Inc. for construction of a civic gathering place; $475,000 for the JATRAN light rail feasibility study; $427,500 for Natchez riverfront trails; and $380,000 for renovation of Jackson’s Thalia Mara Performing Arts Center. In March, patrons of the Thalia Mara Performing Arts Center could enjoy a rendition of “Jesus Christ Superstar.” In April, the Arts Center will present, “Bob the Builder: Live.” Tickets range from $15 to $36.50.
Bob the Builder, huh? I wonder how he is with economics. Can we fix it? I sure hope so.
I attended DC's tea party today, it was wet and cold and cut short by a possible bomb (aka box of tea bags). But people were fairly pleasant and seemed to understand what this movement is all about. It isn't anti government, or anti tax, or anti Obama. It is anti waste.
We want accountability from the people who are supposedly representing us.
I want term limits.
I want earmark reform.
I want the people in Washington to listen.
And I don't want to pay $1,791,000 for swine odor and manure management research in Ames, IA.(it's true, look it up).
Finally, let me make a predicition, a mass exodus of incumbents in 2010.
All the stats come from the Citizens Against Government Waste 2009 Pig Book. It can be found at http://www.cagw.org/site/PageServer?pagename=reports_pigbook2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Hoofbeats
Them: Emily, don't you know we are all going to have to work together to make [Obama's presidency] work?
Me: Okay, I will do my part by letting you know when I hear the hoofbeats of the apocolypse.
Them: You just hate him because he is a democrat.
Me: No, I disagree with his plans because I think he is going to run this country in the ground.
This is what I deal with everyday. Sigh.
On a brighter note, fast forward 3 months, these same co-workers are screaming about bank and private business nationalization.
Seems to me that someone tried to tell them so.... are those hoofbeats I hear in the distance?
Monday, March 30, 2009
Manufactured Crisis
We live in a world that manufactures crisis to increase ratings. Most of these crisis are solved by the media within a 24 news cycle and then the news anchors, blogs, and pundits are on to the next thing.
Things like a West Nile outbreak or a salmonella contamination are so blown out of proportion, they have you thinking you are probably going to be the next victim, that is until it disappears from the news tomorrow.
Political correctness issues, correct job titles for women, no Christmas trees in public places, women who won't take off their headscarves for a photo, are thrown at us thousands of times every week.
We begin to think that these are the real problems in life. We have been so desensitized to crisis that when it doesn't disappear in 24 hours, people cannot handle it.
The media can't solve it, the politicians can't talk their way out of it, the best minds in business can't wheel and deal their way out of it. Maybe this is God's way of telling us to quit trusting in man and return our trust to Him.
I don't have a solution to the economic problems, but I do have a piece of advise. Stop worrying and pray. I have had trouble with panic in the past and have found the Psalms to be a comfort. David knew real crisis and wrote many of the Psalms. Some verses I find especially fitting for our current situation is:
Matthew 6:25-34

28"And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31So do not worry, saying, 'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?' 32For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
My ability to deal with crisis does not come from myself. It comes from a faith that is bigger than me or any other human could provide.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
The Blue Box Lies
Not Blue Box Macaroni
20 oz. elbow macaroni (16 oz. if you are planning on baking it)
Cook macaroni according to package directions.
3 c. (24 oz.) 4% cottage cheese
Put cottage cheese in a food processor and run until smooth.
1/2 c. butter
Melt butter in a large sauce pan (large enough to fit 4 cups of liquid, plus 4 cups of cheese)
1/2 c. flour
1 tsp. garlic salt
1/2 tsp. white pepper
1/4 tsp. salt
Keep the saucepan on medium heat. In small amounts, stir in flour, garlic salt, pepper, and salt. Use a whisk to mix it to get all the lumps out.
3 c. half and half cream
1 c. milk
Mix the cream and milk in a separate bowl. Over medium heat, adding about a half cup at a time, add the mixture to the saucepan. Again use the whisk to keep it smooth before adding more liquid. After it has all been added, bring to a boil for 2 minutes or until it is thickened. Make sure to keep stirring to keep it from burning.
4 c. (16 oz.) shredded cheddar cheese
Turn the heat off and add the shredded cheese to the saucepan, mix until melted. Transfer the cottage cheese from the food processor to a large bowl and add the sauce to the large bowl. Mix well.
When I make this recipe, I drain the macaroni, add it directly to the sauce, and serve. I use a large metal bowl to mix everything together. The bowl has a lid so I can put it in the fridge and just portioned it out when I am hungry for it.
If you like baked macaroni, mix the sauce and noodles together in a bowl and then transfer to a greased 9" x 13" pan.
1 c. dried bread crumbs
1/4 c. melted butter
Mix butter and crumbs together and sprinkle over the top of the macaroni.
Bake uncovered at 400 degrees till it is bubbly.
I originally got this recipe from Taste of Home, but I have altered a few things and used magic to remove all the calories...
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Religious Reboot
Coming from a very strong healthy church, it is very easy for me to see a sick church. One of my hardest struggles in moving to a new state has been finding a solid church. I can honestly say that I have visited more sick churches than healthy ones and that is sad.
I have annoyed more than one person with my dislike of the megachurches who cater to everyone. It almost makes me sick to my stomach when I go to a church on Sunday morning and am subjected to rock music, skits, and a feel good sermon. It doesn't make me feel good, it makes me feel bad. I feel bad for myself, who wasted a Sunday morning on something I could have gotten watching Oprah (who I refuse to watch), and I feel bad for everyone else who is getting fooled into thinking this is what will get them to heaven.
I can't help but think that a lot of "Christian" churches have brought this on themselves. They have sold out their doctrine in favor of decorating a new building, chosen entertainment over evangelism, and tried to commingle coffee bars with the Commandments. The combination of all these accommodations and concessions, along with their decision to pick and choose what to follow in the Bible has uprooted their foundations. It is no wonder that they are crumbling. A crisis of this magnitude could cause America to become like France, a godless, dark country. It it my hope that we have a religious reboot and true revival will take place before it is too late for American Christianity.